Paul Spencer, 2009
How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live
Oh take me there
To that world that's on the brink of being over-run by pinkos
Take me there
Where the Left is all united and assembled into fighter units
Hidden everywhere
Take me there
How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live
Oh take me there
Where the way to fund your science is to speak out in defiance
Take me there
And the industries that fund you are too proud to use the undue pressure
They could bring to bear
Take me there
How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live
Oh take me there
Where our freedom's greatest perils come from greenies, reds and ferals
Take me there
And the corporate agenda is a fatherly and tender wish
To manage world affairs
Take me there
How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live
Oh take me there
Where the red tape just gets tougher and developers all suffer
Take me there
Where the media all pander to the left-wing propaganda
And it's terribly unfair
Take me there
How I'd love to find the world where right-wing nutjobs live
Oh take me there
Take me there
Take me there